This rare footage shows a soyteen upon being provided a Dictionary.
This experiment, conducted by the SSA, was to explore the mindset of soyteens who post on soyjak.party daily and incorprate it into their personal life, since sharty culture involves a variety of slang language and other words that mean entirely different things on soyjak.party, a Dictionary was seen as the most reliable and simple way to observe any potential reactions.
The SSA have observed a variety of unique reactions, from laughter, to even rage induced violence, these reactions all correlate well enough with each other to be classified under a new syndrome called "Sharty Fixation Syndrome", a syndrome that stems from far too much sharty usage and influence from sharty culture.
The Miss Circle paper doll, the compass tool with pencil, and the novelty matchstick themed pen were not taken away from the soyteen, not only out of caution , fearing that taking away the 'teens possesions might agitate him, but also to see how he would use them on his Dictionary, a slightly regretful desicion, but also one that provided facinating results.
At the end of the test, the soyteen was provided a small blank sheet of paper to write somthing about himself on, it's the same paper seen at the end of the video.
The SSA declared this a sucessful test and have set to work on a "Sharty Fixation Syndrome" wiki page.

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